Awesome Funny Markov Chains

A facetiously curated list of delightfully amusing Markov chain output, inspired by memorylessness.

If you want to contribute to this list (please do), send a pull request or contact me [@sublimino](https://twitter.com/sublimino).

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Web and Tech

Headline Smasher - Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.
Subreddit Simulator - The most confusing subreddit (often on the front page).
Alternative Hacker News - Hacker News dataset eats itself.
Phaker News - Another spin on Hacker News.
Cybersauce Broadcasting Corporation - A computer generated and dictated podcast.
Java! Real or Not? - Guess the Spring Framework class name.
Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar! - A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.
The Doom That Came to Puppet - Mutations on Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft.
King James Programming - Combined King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond’s writings.
Git man page Generator - Suspiciously believeable (but incorrect) Git documentation.
Jon Skeet bot - Stack Overflow’s homage to their greatest ever user, Jon Skeet.
StackExchange Simulator - Random question and answers based on the StackOverflow/StackExchange data dumps.
4chan Text Generator - With sample inputs for /biz/ /pol/ /b/ /fit/ (NSFW).

[@erowidrecruiter](https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter) - Erowid trip reports and tech recruiter emails.
[@TwoHeadlines](https://twitter.com/TwoHeadlines) - Takes two headlines about different things and then confuses them.
[@SarowidPalinUSA](https://twitter.com/SarowidPalinUSA) - Sarah Palin speeches and Erowid trip reports.
[@twatterhose](https://twitter.com/twatterhose) - A mashup of the Twitter public timeline.
[@redditron](https://twitter.com/redditron) - Reddit comments.
[@markovmtg](https://twitter.com/markovmtg) - [Magic] Markov the Gathering.
[@nk_markov](https://twitter.com/nk_markov) - The glorious leader himself.
[@HNTitles](https://twitter.com/HNTitles) - HN Titles.
[@BeerSnobSays](https://twitter.com/BeerSnobSays) - Drunk tweeting nonsensical beer reviews.
[@icowid](https://twitter.com/icowid) - a markov bot trained on erowid trip reports and ICO whitepapers.
[@hipsterwid](https://twitter.com/hipsterwid) - An hipster bot trained on Erowid trip reports and Pitchfork’s album reviews.

Calvin and Markov - Calvin and Hobbes strips reimagined.
Garkov - Transcripts of old Garfield strips.
Mulder’s Big Adventure - Semi-coherent bits of random X-Files dialogue, based on community transcripts.
The Big Markovski - The Big Lebowski.
Jesus Markoving Christ - An incoherent savior for an incoherent age.
Star Trek the Next Generation - Previously, on Next Generation….
XKCD - 90’s Flowchart.
Markov Bible - The whole book (archive.org).
Automatic Donald Trump - Donald Trump’s smart keyboard.
Insta-Trump - create a mathematically generated Trump speech.

That Can Be My Next Tweet - Generates your future tweets based on the DNA of your existing messages.
Mark V. Shaney at Your Service - Interactie Markov examples.
foswig.js - Generate awesome Javascript project names from the popular JavaScript library names on GitHub.
Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator - Permutations on the gentleman’s names.
Reimagined Yo Mama - yo mama jokes using markov chains (code only).

“I Spent an Interesting Evening Recently with a Grain of Salt” - The Original Prank (archive.org).
Mark V. Shaney’s Website - Mark V. Shaney’s finest hours (archive.org).
Fun With Markov Chains - Featuring “Alice in Elsinore: The Alice books and Hamlet”, and “The Revelation of St. Alice: The Alice books, and the books of Genesis and Revelation”.

PageRank - Google is built on Markov Chains.
Digital Music Programming - MIDI Markov music.
A visual explanation of Markov chains - A useful guide to Markov chains by Victor Powell.